What Ever Happened To Privacy?

There I was, drifting away to another restful catnap with my trusty friend hortico. Suddenly a blinding flash appears and I am taken back to the great cat escape of 05.

Luckily it was those annoying humans.

They have no idea how close I was to scratching them.

An Ally

I have recently recruited an ally, she has yet to talk to me but looks to be quite young and as a result, I have easily brainwashed her.

She came to my second command post today for a briefing.

Naturally, as a cat, I got tired, so i had a quick catnap.

Needless to say, the human thought it was amusing and took a photo.

Where is my dignity?

My Command Base

So it looks like the humans are foolish enough to get me a command centre.

This certainly makes things easy, it's spacious, comfortable and they even relocate it for me.

Makes pinning down my position even harder.

This Is My Kingdom

I saw my friend Mopsy on here preaching her silly thoughts so I thought I better step in an enlighten our fellow catians on how it really is.

With a little bit of patience and determination, we will soon regain control of their land.

Here is the first lesson - fellow cats, take note and learn.

Lesson 1:

Sleep where they eat.

If we disrupt their habits, we disrupt their lives.

Then the Kingdom will be mine once more.